Top 10 San Francisco THC-Infused Drinks

Blue Razz Keef Cola - Harborside

Contributor: John A. Collins

I am a massive proponent for all THC-infused beverages. I find that these products are often the tastiest way to obtain a mellow sensibility. But there’s always a fridge full of elixirs to choose from at every dispensary – making the selection process incredibly difficult.

That’s where I come in – Below you’ll find a list of the Top 10 THC-Beverages that can easily be found at dispensaries all over the Bay Area.

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Rainier Cherry Drink - Ohana Cannabis Co. 2

10. Rainier Cherry by Legal

I’m a big fan of the brand Legal. I find their bottle and labeling designs to be top-notch, and very reminiscent of a Red Stripe or Modelo beer. The contents of this liquid are a deep, deep red. Which is to be expected with a cherry flavored drink, such as this.

As far as scents go, there’s really not too much to discuss. Sure, there’s some cherry accents to be enjoyed, but they are too few and far between to consider them a truly satisfying aromatic profile. However, there was a litany of cherry flavoring present on every single sip. So much so, some may find it too strong – but for those looking for a potent sipping experience, this is it.

Regardless of flavoring, this beverage is able to take the consumer to new heights they otherwise would have never been able to reach. The effects are focused on the brain, with very little sedation to speak of. What’s even better is these calming benefits stick around a heck of a lot longer than expected – which is always an indicator of a top-shelf drink, in my personal opinion.

[You can find it at…]

*Ohana Cannabis Co.
Address: 5745 Peladeau Street, Emeryville, CA 94608
Phone Number: (510) 925-1266
Hours: 10 am – 10 pm, 7 days a week

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THC Colombian Instant Cofee - Padre Mu

9. Colombian Instant Coffee by TRx

One of the main goals that every edible needs to concern itself with (not just drinks) is to acquire a swarm of similarities shared by their potent-less inspiration. Such accuracy can be seen with this pouch of Colombian Instant Coffee by TRx. This looks, smells, and even tastes like the real thing.

Once added to a hot cup of water, there’s absolutely nothing but coffee scents and flavors to be enjoyed. There’s zero cannabis bitterness for miles, which isn’t always the easiest thing for beverage mixes like this to avoid. But, rest assured, there’s only a wealth of rich coffee flavor awaiting any who are lucky enough to sip this fantastic drink.

The effects of this java-inspired marijuana medium are moderate, but respectable. Each pouch is packing around 9mg of THC, so it’s roughly an average dose. But even with a higher-than-average tolerance, I was able to experience a very calming, serene body high that I was able to enjoy for quite some time. And I’m confident that even the most veteran stoner can benefit from this surprisingly strong pouch of Colombian Instant Coffee.

[You can find it at…]

*Padre Mu
Phone number: (510) 605-7071
Hours: 10 am – 8 pm (Mon-Fri), 12 pm – 8 pm (Sat-Sun)

Strawberry Hibiscus Lemonade - Flower Co. 2

8. Strawberry Hibiscus Lemonade by Natural Health

Yes, I’m aware that there’s a lot going on in the title of this multi-layered beverage. But even though it’s got a plethora of palettes to choose from, that doesn’t always translate into a “tasty” experience. In fact, many have found this blend of flavors to be quite polarizing. So, it’s truly based on one’s personal preference, when it comes to taste.

But, regardless of how one feels about the flavor of this Lemonade, the effects that it’s able to deliver to the consumer are absolutely amazing. And it’s probably due to the bottle packing a whopping 100mg of THC within it. Most drinks top out at 10mg, so for this one to multiply its potency by an exponential margin is truly impressive.

The blended mind and body high that came shortly after sipping this beverage from Natural Health was fantastic. The majority of effects were serenely sedative, and I can see this beverage coming in handy for any enthusiast currently looking for a liquid way to alleviate their physical aches and pains.

[You can find it at…]

*Flower Co.
Phone number: (415) 360-0896
Hours: 10 am – 10 pm, 7 days a week

Kush Syrup - Urban Flavours

7. Kush Syrup by Kush Syrup

No, sadly, this isn’t the kind of syrup you’d slather atop a stack of scrumptious pancakes. This is actually a tongue-in-cheek “nod” to the codeine syrup that’s very popular in rap culture nowadays. While that allusion to the often lethal, super addictive narcotic isn’t the “best look” – it’s still a quality sipper that’s worthy of admiration.

The thick, damn near slimy consistency of this elixir isn’t the most appetizing – I’m not going to lie. But if one can endure a slightly subpar appearance and taste, they’ll be rewarded with an army of calming, Zen-like effects.

Mental tranquility and inner bliss happen only a few minutes after sipping this concoction from Kush Syrup. Shortly after that, the brow and eyes of the consumer become weighed down with sedation, and the upper body succumbs to a similar series of therapeutic benefits – resulting in a very well-rounded, long-lasting high.

[You can find it at…]

*Urban Flavours
Phone number: (855) 226-3444
Hours: 10 am – 9:30 pm, 7 days a week

Fruit Punch Elixir - Phytologie

6. Fruit Punch THC Infused Elixir by Dixie

Who doesn’t love the flavor of Fruit Punch? I certainly do! And the fact that this bottle of elixir from Dixie makes it feel “healthier” than the average beverage, doesn’t do anything but help its overall curb appeal. When poured, the liquid is a combination of deep reds and purples. And the consistency is far more fluid than one would think, given it’s implied thick “Elixir” namesake.

The smell of this beverage is fantastic, but the taste is even better! Seriously. A wave of sweet Fruit Punch coats the tongue on every enjoyable sip of this elixir. There’s even an aftertaste that reminds me of Cranberry juices I used to enjoy in my youth.

This particular bottle is full of 100mg of THC, so dosing oneself becomes a delicious chore. However, I’d suggest going for roughly half the bottle in order to achieve a serene balance of calming physical effects. It’s simply amazing.

[You can find it at…]

*Phytologie Wellness
Address: 8440 Enterprise Way, Oakland, CA 94621
Phone number: (510) 454-9779
Hours: 9 am – 9 pm, 7 days a week

Old Fashioned Lemonade- Green Door 2

5. Old Fashioned Lemonade by Cannabis Quencher

This beverage is exactly as it sounds. It’s purely Old Fashioned Lemonade at its finest – only this time, chock full of psychoactive cannabis. And who doesn’t love a little “spike” to their Lemonade?

The hazy, effervescent liquid sports a gentle yellow hue, and the freshness that emits from every drop is absolutely incredible. It even smells like freshly squeezed lemonade, too. There’s really no way to tell this is a THC-infused beverage…until you sip it.

Once one takes a hearty chug of this potent Old Fashioned Lemonade from Cannabis Quencher it becomes apparent just how powerful this beverage really is. Usually, it takes a little bit of time for effects to kick in, but this Lemonade doesn’t waste any time releasing its blissful benefits into the mind of the consumer. There’s not a whole lot of physical elements to this high, but who needs ‘em, when your brain is this relaxed?

[You can find it at…]

*Green Door
Address: 843 Howard St., San Francisco, CA 94103
Phone Number: (415) 541-9590
Hours: 9 am – 10 pm (Mon-Sat), 10 am – 8 pm (Sun)

Somatik Cold Brew THC Coffee - PURE 710SF

4. Cannabis Infused THC Cold Brew Coffee by Somatik

This ranking may be deemed controversial by some. Mainly because the specific taste of cold brew isn’t necessarily “universally liked.” In fact, many are turned off by the strong, stringent bitterness that these cool java drinks possess.

So, I suppose it’s more of a case by case basis when it comes to taste. But for those who already enjoy such an array of flavors, this THC interpretation tastes, smells, and looks like the “real deal” in every single way.

And the uplifting, energizing effects that follow are tremendous! The effects achieved a perfect balancing act – they maintained a calm body high, without weighing down my mind with any sleep-inducing effects. Also, this Cannabis Infused THC Cold Brew Coffee from Somatik was a great accompaniment to my “wake and bake” session – and I can see this becoming part of my daily routine.

[You can find it at…]
Address: 49 Kearny Street, 3rd Floor, San Francisco, CA 94108
Phone Number: (415) 654-5275
Hours: 11 am – 7 pm (Mon-Fri), CLOSED (Sat-Sun)

Mood 33 Joy Drink - Harborside

3. Joy Sparkling Tonic by Mood 33

Before anything, this bottle deserves kudos for its amazing design. It’s hard for bottles to stick out amongst the crowd, but this elegant white bottle stands out with the greatest of ease. And anything that can help the consumer spot a product in a sea of similar looking bottles, is always worthy of respect, in my personal opinion.

With a name like Joy, one expects to find themselves in a super blissful mindstate shortly after sipping this Sparkling Tonic. Sure enough, after only a handful of chugs of this miracle beverage, the consumer is taken aback by a smooth, tea-like flavor palette.

This calming array of tastes serves as the perfect precursor for the mental (and physical) relief that follows soon thereafter. Moods are boosted to new heights and depression-riddled thoughts are vaporized in seconds. There’s no room for bad moods with this amazing beverage, and I can see this being useful for anyone looking for a tasty way to lift themselves “out of the dumps.”

[You can find it at…]

Address: 1840 Embarcadero, Oakland, CA 94606
Phone Number: 888-994-2726 Ext. 3
Hours: 10 am – 8 pm, 7 days a week

Blue Razz Keef Cola - Harborside

2. Blue Razz by Keef Cola

I love everything Blue Razz. I’m sorry, but that flavor has always held a sacred spot in my stoner heart. There’s something super nostalgic and comforting about this sugary sweet pairing, and this soda version from Keef Cola scratches that Blue Razz itch in the most satisfying way possible.

This isn’t one of those drinks that promises color and only reveals a faint hue – no – this Blue Razz is so bright and vibrant, it’s damn near neon. And the army of bubbles that fill each sip are incredibly refreshing, and a pleasure on the taste buds.

The calming, super manageable effects of this soda from Keef Cola make it the perfect THC drink to sip with every meal. There’s no overtly sedative or sleep-inducing effects. The consumer is simply left feeling incredibly mellow – and super happy with the entire experience – especially with the flavor. It’s honestly one of the best THC sodas I’ve ever had, hands down.

[You can find it at…]

Address: 1840 Embarcadero, Oakland, CA 94606
Phone Number: 888-994-2726 Ext. 3
Hours: 10 am – 8 pm, 7 days a week

1. Grape Bliss by The Fizz

While the above product may be one of the best sodas – this bottle of Grape Bliss from The Fizz line of THC-infused beverages is, without a shadow of a doubt, THE best cannabis drink on the market today.

And that’s saying something about Grape Bliss, because every other flavor from this company is sincerely just as delicious and refreshing – but this unique Grape interpretation takes the THC tasting experience to levels it’s never been before.

The scent profile of this drink is exactly like a freshly opened bag of sugary bubblegum – specifically the often chalky Bubble Tape brand. That nostalgic sweetness immediately takes me back to fond memories of Little League, and anything that can make me smile without even trying, is always going to be rewarded with praise.

Upon finally treating myself to a few sips, I was floored by the level of grape flavor this beverage was able to achieve. It was seriously unbelievable. I was still rejoicing in the remarkable flavor of this THC-infused beverage when the subtle build of effects began. Everything, mind and body, became immensely mellow – but not in a sedative way. The mental and physical state of the consumer are brought to a more confident, more serene state of being that other beverages would kill to attain.

There’s nothing but positives with this beverage – and the same could be said about every other drink that The Fizz makes available to their loyal customer base. Please, take it from me, if you’re ever lucky enough to spot one of these bottles at your local dispensary – don’t even think twice about it – pick it up, enjoy the hell out of it, and thank me later.

[You can find it at…]

Address: 2465 Telegraph Ave, Berkeley, CA 94704
Phone number: (510) 838-2400
Hours: 10 am – 9 pm, 7 days a week